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notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 11:30 am
I accidentally broke up a group of friends from my new job. All names changed A few months ago I started a new job and while training with a woman I’ll call Amy, I was introduced to her circle of work friends. These friends included Amy, Susan, Rick, Steve and Sharon. They liked to meet […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 11:00 amRead Testing The Battery Results In Battery
Our driver gets on location and walks up to the member’s car with the tester, only for the member to start swinging at him and hitting him.
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 11:00 amWe have one of those 10 ft (3 m) animatronic Grim Reaper decorations at the front of our store. An elderly woman walking with two canes enters, and the thing starts talking. Woman: “I really hate that guy.” Grim Reaper: “I will eat your soul next!” The woman stands bolt upright and crosses her canes […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 10:30 amBack in 2018, I am working my first job as an optician after finishing vocational school and training. My colleages are fantastic but the job is boring, the customers entitled and the boss a mysoginistic a**hole (in a store of only women and one other guy who was still a trainee at the time and […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 10:00 am(I’m a teen, going through my massive video game collection, throwing out old games that I don’t play anymore. Later, I catch my mom grabbing the games out and putting them back.) Me: “Mom. What’re you doing?? I don’t play those games anymore…and you don’t play!” Mom: “We might need them. You never know.” (And […]
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-04 02:00 pmFeeling tense about heading back to work? Don't stress! Our furry feline instructors are here to help you paws and take a deep breath. These flexible fluffballs are leading the purrfect Monday meowga class to stretch away your Sunday scaries and loosen up that cattitude. From downward dog (we'll let it slide) to full-on cat-cow, they're clawverly flowing through poses with more grace than we'll ever have before our first cup of coffee.
Whisker your worries away as Mr. Mittens demonstrates the ultimate loaf pose. Great for centering your inner purr-son. Need help with your breathwork? Let Biscuit the tabby gently snore in your lap while you practice inhale and exhale.
Sure, your inbox might be overflowing and your to-do list is longer than a catnap, but remember: if a kitten can balance on one paw while licking its own belly, you can handle your Monday. So take a cue from these zen masters, find your flow, and face the week one deep meowga breath at a time.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-04 12:00 pmMonday is here, and mad is the only acceptable emotion to have at this point. Why you ask? Well, you deserve to feel mad that you had to get out of bed, even if it was to feed your starving cat child. You deserve to feel mad that you had to climb aboard public transport with another hundred or so hoomans, crammed like sardines, just to get to a place that you would rather not be in. and you most definitely deserve to feel mad about having to leave your cute cat child at home, all alone, after spending a sweet weekend with them cuddling and yelling at birds.
So to ease some of that tension you are so rightfully feeling, we figured you might enjoy some feline sillies to pass the time while your brain is still buffering and trying to get up to working speed. It's the least you can do for your own sanity.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-04 08:00 amThe only thing that brings us more joy than before and after adoption pictures is opening a new tub of cookie-dough ice cream. And since we're trying to cut back on sweets, we've been purrfectly enjoying a lot more pics of cute kitties thriving in their new furrever homes. They're just as sweet, but with none of the empty calories! In today's terrific tale of awwdoption success, we have a cat that went viral for having the saddest expression in the shelter. His name is Fishtopher, and after getting adopted, he almost looks unrecognizable.
Fishtopher had a purrmenant sad face while staying at the shelter. So much so that the shelter posted about him on his adoption page and it went viral on Twitter, now known as 'X', which resulted in him getting hundreds of adoption requests. This sweet boy was then adopted and now lives with his new feline family and hooman servants. But now, instead of a frown, he wakes up every day with a smile on his purrecious face.
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notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 09:30 amnotalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 09:00 am(I joined a social community of 400+ members so there are a lot of us who haven’t seen each other in person, especially with a variety of activites available. Good thing – I’m easily recognizable and people tend to remember seeing me. I have never played laser tag before but suddenly everyone wanted me on […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 09:00 am
Me: "Hey, are you planning to buy the vapes in your pocket as well?"
She immediately acts innocent.
Customer: "What? Oh… these? I… um… bought them yesterday."
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 08:30 amI work at an adult toy store. A female couple who are long-time regulars stops in to browse and crosses paths with a man who immediately proves himself a bigot. After yelling at the couple and getting snarky responses, he comes up to the counter and demands that I remove them. Me: I am not […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 08:00 amAwhile back I invited my daughter’s godfather to join us on a mini vacation. The kids were getting restless in the B&B we rented so their godfather suggested taking them to find a nearby park to play at. Before he left I asked him to please remember to send photos of he girls this time, […]
notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-08-04 07:00 amRead Making A Heehaw Over Raw Slaw
Customer: "I want slaw with my meal."
Manager: "I’m afraid we don’t have coleslaw here, sir."
Customer: "I don’t see why not! Other places have coleslaw. Why can’t you just go make some?"
icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-03 04:00 pmSunday is the ultimate fur-day for cleaning, especially when the main culprits of chaos are the cats themselves. After a week of fur tumbleweeds, knocked-over plants, and mysterious paw prints everywhere, it's time to put those mischievous fluffballs to work. First up: sweeping. The orange cat takes charge, using that bushy tail to herd dust bunnies like a pro, proving that if you can't stop the mess, at least you can chase it around.
In the kitchen, the tuxedo cat helps with the dishes by paw-dipping into every bowl and splashing water everywhere. Quality control, or just adding more chaos? Either way, the hoomans will have to finish, but the effort counts!
Meanwhile, the gray longhair confronts the dreaded vacuum, stalking the noisy beast like a true warrior, ready to pounce or retreat with dramatic flair. It's a full-on battle to keep the floors fur-free, even if the vacuum always wins.
By the end of the day, the cats have tried their best, turning cleaning into a pawsome performance.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-03 03:00 pmThis incoming grad student found herself in a bit of a lease litter box dilemma. She carefully picked a no-pet unit and made it clear she preferred a pet-free space. Her past experiences with pets in student housing left her pawsitively wary, especially after a roommate's anxious dog caused quite a mess. Now juggling grad school, she prefers peace over unpredictable pet chaos.
Enter the potential roommate with a surprise cat cameo. The lease was no-pets, but suddenly a feline friend was on the scene… or at least trying to be. When she checked with the leasing office, no cat was on record, leading to some lease confusion and an attempted pawsible transfer. The roommate claimed the cat was approved, but the situation felt more hissterical than harmonious.
Our grad student is sticking to the lease and communicating through official channels, not wanting to stir the litter unnecessarily. Her partner thinks she's being a bit catty, but she's just trying to keep her paws clean and her study space peaceful. In this lease cat-and-mouse game, she's just trying to keep things pawsitive and stress-free.
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icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-08-03 02:00 pmCat rescues really do come in all shapes and sizes. And much like snowflakes, it is almost impossible to compare on to another. Which is perhaps why we are so drawn to them in the first place. But this particular story adds an unexpected element in which our heroic rescuer ends up saving not only one cat, but also a kitten in the process of making sure that the previous owner of the first cat that was rescued, did not have the opportunity to make the same mistake she made with her original catto with a brand-new kitten.
This is the story of a woman who would not let the threat of social alienation stop her from being a carer of all cattos. This is the story of how feline love trumps all. And most importantly, this is the story that should remind you one and all, that adopting a cute catto means giving them a world and never taking it away.
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